It's never good to play golf in a thunderstorm
No matter how much you love nature
You shouldn't hug a grizzly bear.
The IRS does not accept gift cards.
You do not give two tens and a five as change for a twenty.
Anyway these have all actually happened.
Got any further examples of stupidity in action?
Well, “you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd”
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to - R. Miller - :]
Also,
You can't herd cats.
Don't play poker with people you don't know.
The policeman is not your friend.
If it didn't work the first time
It probably won't work the second time.
Reminds me of the old carpenters joke,
I cut it twice and it's still too short.
To this day, I still don't know where the yellow went, when I brushed my teeth with Pepsodent. - :]
Yellow Sea maybe?
Always consult your dictionary if you stumble upon a misunderstood term.
That Oxygen is not flammable or explosive. The myth lives on. - :]
Glass is not solid or liquid but an amorphous solid somewhere between the two states.
Dang ,guys this is kinda fun :) keep 'em coming.
Snow or ice can pass from its solid state to a gaseous state, without becoming liquid first. It's called sublimation.
Winter wheat farmers hate it...robs them of much needed water for their crops. - :]